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Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
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Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Chuck Norris can straighten a circle.
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Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
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When the metal detector goes off at the airport, it is just verifying Chuck Norris walked through.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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Chuck Norris won one million dollars gambling playing Solitaire.
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