Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
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Chuck Norris can run so fast he can cause time travel.
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Chuck Norris is the 51st state.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
They are now The Islands.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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