Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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PlayStation network was never hacked.
Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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"With great power comes a great beard!"
- Chuck Norris.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite.
Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Remember the Leia scene from The Last Jedi?
That wasn't the force, it was Chuck Norris resurrecting Carrie Fischer.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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