Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't smile, his mouth smiles for him.
When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane. It landed yesterday.
Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
Before they met Chuck Norris, the Black Eyed Peas were simply known as "The Peas."
Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.