Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
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R. Lee Ermey's war face is the face he made when he saw Chuck Norris ready to attack.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.
Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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