Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator.
However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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