Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
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