Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score a 1600.
How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
Santa Claus goes to the mall to sit on Chuck Norris' lap.