Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
When Chuck Norris put his hand over a magnet, the magnet comes to him out of pure fear.
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.