Joke #7653

Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.

Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet. Why? Dirt knows better.

Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"

Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.

Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.

Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.

Jesus is the son of God. God is the son of Chuck Norris.

Willy Wonka gave an everlasting gobstopper to Chuck Norris. The flavor lasted 2.3 seconds.

Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.