Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people.
They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Chuck Norris.
Well thats all you need to know.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter.
To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
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Chuck Norris understood the ending of Lost.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.
He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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