Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving.
He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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The answer to all the questions on your history test tomorrow is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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