Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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Chuck Norris beat a black hole in a tug of war.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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