Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
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Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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