Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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He is now known as Harry Potter.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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Got said, "Let there be light!"
Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
Remember Atlantis?
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