Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
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Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
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You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex?
Because he never fucks up.
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If Chuck Norris were to ever bungee jump, the earth would flinch.
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Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
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Rambo is simply Chuck Norris disguised as Sylvester Stalone playing tag.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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