Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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