Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide.
When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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Only Chuck Norris can tell you the answer to your question before you ask it.
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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