Joke #767

Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
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Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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