Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb.
On his penis.
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Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.
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Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
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When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door?
Too Late!
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Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary.
The definition of each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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