Joke #767

Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
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Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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