Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys. The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore. The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out." The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth." Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean. The sharks headed for land.
Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance