Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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