Joke #767

Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
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