Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays". The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
Alien from "A.V.P" is just Chuck Norris' Gecko.
Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!