Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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The Chuck Norris military unit was not used in the game Civilization 4, because a single Chuck Norris could defeat the entire combined nations of the world in one turn.
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Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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