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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Do you know why God is called "God"?
Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.