Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.