Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
Leonardo DiCaprio only starred in Inception because if he didn't, Chuck Norris will enter his dream and roundhouse kick him into limbo.
Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard. Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.