Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.