Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth.
The Priests confess his sins.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris.
There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
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