Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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The president of the USA lives in the White House.
Chuck Norris lives in the Roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris has 2 kids.
We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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