Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent. They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.