Joke #767

Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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