Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world...
Including himself.
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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck doesn't have e-mail, he has HE-mail.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow?
You just don't follow him that close!
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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