Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
Shooting stars make a wish when they see Chuck Norris.
Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
The only reason Godzilla goes back into the ocean is because Chuck Norris is expecting him... for dinner.
Chuck Norris has never received an electricity bill, he powers everything with his rage
Chuck Norris can make a turtle go faster.
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
Chuck Norris CAN read Lady Gaga's poker face.