Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris.
It is now a dead language.
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