Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies.
He potato-sacks them.
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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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