Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
Do you know why babys cry when they are born? Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris... Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.