If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it. She's crying
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
Chuck Norris can milk birds.