If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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This Christmas, Santa is sending a message to the naughty children to stop being bad.
He stuffing their stocking with Chuck Norris!
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Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
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Spilled milk cries over Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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