If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris beat a laser beam in a race.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris can make a pound cake with only an ounce.
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Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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