If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands.
Now they are pregnant.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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Chuck Norris can spell roundhouse kick with five letters: death.
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The last thing that you see before you die, is Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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