If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner. The corner always backs away.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys. Then came Chuck Norris. Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep. Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.