If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
No questions.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one".
Wrong.
Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
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