If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos. That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars. The last one was called the Hindenburg.
Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph. Why? Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.