If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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