If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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