If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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Then the ball hits you.
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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".
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Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
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