If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012.
Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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Q: Why are there prairies?
A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids.
Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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