Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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A lion once put his head inside the mouth of Chuck Norris.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can.
It's not much of a fight....
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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