Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
People say that time heals all wounds. They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once got his arm stuck in a canyon. After 5 days of pain and agony, Chuck Norris had to amputate the canyon. It was a tough choice...