Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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The Universe is not expanding.
It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice from a banana.
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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