Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?"
Chuck Norris is your daddy.
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Chuck Norris will chuck you in the norris!
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Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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