Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
Chuck Norris can say never.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!