Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet.
The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
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