Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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Chuck Norris won a marathon on a treadmill.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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