Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as he who shall not be named.
Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.