Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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What every sports player should say after winning?
"First of all, I would like to thank Chuck Norris for not competing."
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At night.
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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