Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won.
No Questions asked.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can flip a coin and make it land on both sides at the same time.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear...
Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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