Chuck Norris tried juggling once... and now we have our solar system.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Chuck Norris won the Tour De France on a stationary bike.
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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Chuck Norris steps into the confession booth.
The Priests confess his sins.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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