Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.