Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!
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