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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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