Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Total Recall was based off of an average day in the life of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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Chuck Norris can find a hay in a needle stack.
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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Chuck Norris once went skydiving but promised never to do it again.
One Grand Canyon is enough.
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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