Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
Chuck Norris once scored a field goal, using a hockey stick!
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.