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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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