Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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Kids dream about having superpowers.
Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can play volleyball with a bowlingball.
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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