Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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Nuclear weapons were discovered after a failed attempt to harness the power of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life.
Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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