Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
If he wanted to, Chuck Norris could rob a bank.
By phone.
Vote:
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
Vote:
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
Vote:
Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
Vote:
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
Vote:
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
Vote:
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
Vote:
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
Vote:
Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
Vote:
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
Vote: