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Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce. To put on his peppers.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
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Chuck Norris can't finish a "color by numbers" because his markers are filled with the blood of his victims. Unfortunately, all blood is dark red.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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