Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom.
Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers.
He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
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