Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything? Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground. Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
Chuck Norris can make a dog bark the alphabet, in spanish, backwards.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.
Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.