Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man.
Chuck Norris once toboggoned down Mount Everest and then sprinted back up cuz he realized he lost his mitten.
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.