Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
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When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
No questions.
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