Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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The corner always backs away.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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hen Chuck Norris goes fishing he stands at the edge of the water and says: "Don`t make me go in there to get you".
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Chuck Norris can't fly, gravity just looks the other way when he leaves the ground.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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