Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
Chuck Norris can gargle with honey.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.