Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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Chuck Norris can text using a rotary phone.
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If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to really have "Birthdays".
The rest of us have "Thank you Chuck for allowing me to live another year- days".
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Chuck Norris doesn't Tivo television programs.
They come on when HE wants them to.
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Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
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