Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
Chuck Norris once won the Iditarod by pulling his team of dogs on the sled.