Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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Q: Why are there prairies?
A: Because Chuck Norris scared the trees away.
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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