Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris. The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.