Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right?
Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla".
Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris.
We decided to go the humane route.
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