Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.