Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS. Chuck Norris decides where he is.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.