Joke #7754

Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times. He used a parachute twice.
Vote: has 66.45 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Vote: has 77.97 % from 213 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
Vote: has 46.70 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
Vote: has 56.77 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
Vote: has 70.01 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Vote: has 39.32 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
Vote: has 71.85 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
Vote: has 52.93 % from 18 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
Vote: has 61.28 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Vote: has 39.64 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris