The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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Chuck Norris's urin is said to add 300 horse power when added to your gas.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris.
The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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