The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone. The ground is afraid to break it.
Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".