The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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Chuck Norris climbed the stairway to heaven, and came back down again.
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Where was your mom last night?
At Chuck Norris' place.
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Q: Why is Chuck Norris still alive?
A: Death remembers the feeling of the round-house kick.
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When Chuck Norris touched a Prius, it turned into a Ferrari
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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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