The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
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Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes.
Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
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Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB...
Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast.
They taste like chicken.
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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