The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
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Chuck Norris does infinit loops in 4 seconds.
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Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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