Joke #7826

The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
Vote:
has 42.26 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
Vote:
has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 41.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
Vote:
has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Charlie Sheen can achieve recovery by taking a drug called Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 38.49 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, drug
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Vote:
has 84.00 % from 503 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
Vote:
has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
Vote:
has 43.93 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
Vote:
has 72.02 % from 182 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
Vote:
has 50.16 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher