The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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