The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early.
No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor.
That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
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