The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
Ali Baba said "Open sesame" to open the secret entrance to the treasure, but little did he know that saying "Open Chuck Norris" opens all doors.
Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.
Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.