The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
The only sure things are Death and Taxes…and when Chuck Norris goes to work for the IRS, they'll be the same thing.
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Bruce Lee didn't die from an allergic reaction. He died cause Chuck Norris decided to not let him live anymore.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, put his pants on two legs at a time.