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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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