Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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The world did not have a tilt in its axis until Chuck Norris stubbed his toe on the North Pole.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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