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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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