Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do Burn Down charts, he does Smack Down charts.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
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A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled an Alligator.
He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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