Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
Chuck Norris' name is never on the guest list - because if Chuck Norris turns up, Chuck Norris gets in.
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
Chuck Norris never dies. And of course, he will also never fade away.
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.