Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris was an only child.
Eventually.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris.
He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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Chuck Norris invented zombies so that he can kill his victims again.
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Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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