Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.