Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009.
His state flower will be the Magnolia.
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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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James Bond was trained by Chuck Norris, as his butler.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
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Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one".
Wrong.
Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.
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