Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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