Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
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We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use OFF!
Mosquitos instinctively know not to bite him.
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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