Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost...
Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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James Bond's license to kill was approved by Chuck Norris.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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