Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Hip-Hop is dead because of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once heard that nothing can kill him, so he tracked down nothing and killed it.
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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3."
All was good.
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Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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If only telemarketers would have the balls to call Chuck Norris...
Then none of us would have to put up with them again.
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Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower.
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