Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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Chuck Norris does not know about this website.
If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth.
The next day he won the lottery.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is...
Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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