Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands.
Now they are pregnant.
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