Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear. The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.