Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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