Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear. The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945. World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945. What a coincidence.
I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
When Chuck Norris first saw Dragon Ball Z he thought it was a series of easy workout videos.
The dark side of the moon is the side that cowers in fear of Chuck Norris.