Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear. The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
Show me a man with a nub for an index finger, and I'll show you a man that asked Chuck Norris to "Pull my Finger"
When Chuck Norris hired his bodyguards, he figured he was paying to save someone.
Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.