Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
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When Chuck Norris surfs the Internet, he actually surfs on a virtual wave of 1's and 0's.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like.
The end result was the creation of life.
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Chuck Norris can turn on clapper lights by flexing.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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