A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard. They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, he gets jealous.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down.
15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
Goku and Superman once had a baby his name is Chuck Norris.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
Chuck Norris can kill a man in 52 different ways using only a ballpoint pen.
Earth is not spinning around the sun. The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.