A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
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Chuck Norris can choke you to life.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
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