A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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Hurricanes are really just Chuck Norris breathing into the rain.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris?
A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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Q: Why aren't the aliens making contact?
A: They are afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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