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A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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