A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
Unicorns are extinct but Chuck Norris used all their horns as toothpicks.
Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
Chuck Norris killed the devil and is selling his own line of Picks of Destiny, available in all Chuck Norris approved guitar shops.
Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror. He immediately changed to the Batman
The following is a short list of what Chuck Norris cannot do: .
When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.