A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris never swam. Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
Guns sleep with a picture of Chuck Norris under their pillows.
Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.