A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said say please.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
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Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls...
He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
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