Joke #6075

A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
Vote:
has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
Vote:
has 46.70 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
Vote:
has 61.50 % from 81 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
They said that a picture is worth a 1000 words, a picture of Chuck Norris is worth a 1000 ways to die.
Vote:
has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
Vote:
has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
Vote:
has 37.27 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, music
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
Vote:
has 50.16 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, school, teacher
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
If Chuck Norris was an answer, there would be no question, Chuck Norris answers to nobody.
Vote:
has 47.37 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
Vote:
has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, beer, Chuck Norris