A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
Chuck Norris has never won a single fight. Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.