A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv.
The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
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Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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