A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
Chuck Norris only needs one bullet, because it should know to get back in the chamber.
If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
When Chuck lit a match earth saw the sun for the first time!
Chuck Norris made the universe... out of his snot and left kidney.
They say terror? Look at Chuck.
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.