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A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
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They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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Chuck Norris became a firefighter, after hearing of his decision fire ceased to be an element.
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One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
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