A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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