A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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No man can perfectly predict the weather, not even Chuck Norris.
But the weather DOES try to predict what kind of day Chuck would like to have...
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
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Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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