Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Mortal Kombat was originally called 'Ways Chuck Norris Can Kill You'.
Barbwire wants a tatoo of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
Chuck Norris is never late... time is just early.