Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
Chuck Norris is so powerful he can jumpstart a car by attaching the cables to his chest hair.
Chuck Norris gets younger by the kill.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
Chuck Norris discovered America.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.