Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley.
We know it today as Death Valley.
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Nice guys finish last because bad guys run faster from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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