Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once got careless and accidentally locked his drawer key inside his drawer, with a lock that needs the key to lock.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost...
Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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The only reason you woke up this morning is because Chuck Norris allowed you too.
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