Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
If Chuck Norris met Dora the Explorer, he'd introduce her to his Boots.
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.