Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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