Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar.
The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling.
He already knows the outcome.
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Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it.
Dissapointed, he then walked out.
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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation.
Chuck Norris needs toothpicks.
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Charlie Sheen winning?
Chuck Norris says "I think not."
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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