Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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He invites himself.
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Chuck Norris had two 8-Balls of Sheen and is now suing for false advertising.
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Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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