Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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Water gets Chuck Norris.
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But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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