Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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