Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''