Joke #9425

Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.
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Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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Chuck Norris can build a Water Dam... In the Sahara Desert.
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