Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.