Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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Just kidding, Chuck Norris is first.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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When the fire department catches fire, they call Chuck Norris.
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
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Titanic crashed into Chuck Norris' cut out toe nail.
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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