Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest.
Then he came back for his axe.
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Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
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Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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Yoda used to be 6 feet tall till he tried that Force crap on Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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Chuck Norris looked Medusa straight in the eyes, and laughed.
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