Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris dosen't get lost... Everything around him is in the wrong place!
Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
CNN tells about every disaster around the world. CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
Chuck Norris can eat the inside of an orange without peeling it.
Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
Trains stop at Chuck Norris crossings.