Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the turbines of Hoover Dam.
Since then, the Colorado River is a tourist attraction.
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Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
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WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one".
Wrong.
Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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