Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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And wins.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Type is AK-47.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon...
With the Yellow version.
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Chuck Norris never swam.
Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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