Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
Chuck Norris can fly a submarine.
Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Chuck Norris doesn't ask, "who's your daddy?" Chuck Norris is your daddy.
Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.