If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you? Of course you would.
Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!" When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.