If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you? Of course you would.
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
When Chuck Norris was born, he cut his own umbilical cord. He then used it to strangle the doctor who slapped him on the but.
Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.