If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you?
Of course you would.
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The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
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The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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Keep your friends close, and your enemies close to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's tears can cure every type of cancer, the only problem is he never cried.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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If Clint Eastwood told Chuck Norris to get off his lawn...
Chuck would get the hell off his lawn!
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