If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
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There is no such thing as global warming.
Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
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The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
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