If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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Chuck Norris injected his blood into a monkey, a fish, and a lizard.
They are now known as King Kong, Jaws, and Godzilla.
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Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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In World War 2 Chuck Norris Pointed his Fingers at an enemy zero and said BANG, The plane burst into flames and crashed.
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In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine.
But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer.
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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