If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
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Chuck Norris's e-mail adress is Yahoo@ChuckNorris.com
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Chuck Norris has 10 custom classes on Modern Warfare 2, and hes never prestiged.
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Chuck Norris can "make it rain in Southern California".
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