If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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Chuck norris can throw a rock at you... looking the other way.
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Chuck Norris can scratch sandpaper.
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Chuck Norris went around the world... by standing still.
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