If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
Chuck Norris cut's a knife with butter.
Chuck Norris doesn't use GUI, he prefers the command line.
Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.