If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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