If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad. It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
The Playstation Network is down because Chuck Norris unplugged his PS3.
Chuck Norris' yawn put people in comas.
Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon.
Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.