If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf