If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system. The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.