If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door.
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Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
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Chuck Norris can pop scissors with a balloon.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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