If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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Chuck Norris once shot someone with a knife.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
Remember Atlantis?
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
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