If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
The Reapers in the Mass Effect series were actually Chuck Norris' baby toys.
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
Chuck Norris's GPS still can't find him.
Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
Chuck Norris watched the entire Lord of the Rings without blinking.
After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
Chuck Norris cancelled his own funeral.
When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight. It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.