Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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Chuck Norris found the Hidden Valley Ranch.
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Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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AIDS Can't Kill Chuck Norris.
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