Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
"Killed it" is a figure of speech implying someone stopped the banter. To Chuck Norris that's just the motto of his life.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris knows who A is.
Chuck Norris doesn't vote. He elects!
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.