Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.
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Chuck Norris never suffers from a heart attack.
His heart is too smart to not attack him.
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Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
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Chuck did enter the Dragon.
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Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado...
When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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Chuck Norris can punch your thoughts and give you a headache.
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