Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
The best security system for a bank is when Chuck's money is in it.
Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
Chuck Norris was the original star of "24." It was called "1."
Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
Chuck Norris can eat food while his mouth is closed.