Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple.
Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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Jurrasic Park is a second name for Chuck Norris' backyard.
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Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris.
No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
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