Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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