Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.
Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
Cats are allergic to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.