The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul. It's a myth. Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
Thomas Edson made a shadow on a paper that Chuck Norris was reading, then Thomas Edson decided to create the electric light.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Chuck Norris knows what the secret crabby patty recipe is.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.