The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.