The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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Chuck Norris holds the world record for most push ups done in a hour, the number is all of them.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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