Joke #1764

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.

Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.

Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.

Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.

Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.

For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star. As you can see, there are a lot.

A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.

There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."

Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.

Chuck Norris wanted more dialogue for his next movie. It was too short for release.

Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".