Joke #1764

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
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