The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
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Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
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He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of chess by saying "Yahtzee!"
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