The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.
Chuck Norris' day consists of 25 hours.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
Chuck Norris' guitar amp goes up to 12.
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
Chuck Norris does not have to "Fight for his right to Party". Parties have to fight for their right to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.