The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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Chuck Norris goes on Jeopardy and doesn't answer in the form of a question.
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If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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