The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
Chuck Norris often walks on Bikini Atoll during tests to get a tan.
I hate Chuck Norris. Oh SHI...
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard that he can actually alter your DNA.