The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!