The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
Chuck Norris once dropped a glass vase onto the floor. The glass apologized for breaking in his presence.
When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident, but he still managed to walk it off.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.