The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
When Chuck Norris goes to a BBL cricket game, he doesn't watch out for the big hits from the players, the big hits watch out for him!
Chuck Norris went to school so he could be studied.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesnt eat lunch, he drinks dinner.
Give Chuck Norris a piece of coal and he'll give you back a diamond.