Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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Time travel is possible.
But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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Chuck Norris can throw a house through a window.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!"
When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
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