Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
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Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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Chuck Norris won a staring contest with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
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Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
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Chuck Norris won American Idol, only using sign language.
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