Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Kimbo Slice copied Chuck Norris' beard.
When confronted, Kimbo's beard simply fell off and spotaneously combusted.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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Chuck Norris bit a spider once then it became Spiderman!
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Lactose is Chuck Norris intolerant.
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