Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
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Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed.
Some get away.
They are called astronauts.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
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