Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.
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Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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