Chuck Norris takes care of his guardian angel.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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Chuck Norris named his parents.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do his taxes.....he just sends a blank tax form with his picture on it.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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Chuck Norris had a knife thrown at him... the knife didn't impale him, he impaled the knife.
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When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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There is no backspace button on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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