Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.
Chuck Norris can mute silence.
If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you? Of course you would.
Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.