Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris knows what pi tastes like.
Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.
Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
Chuck Norris failed recess because he dosent play games.