Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
Chuck Norris does not need to freeze water to make ice, he just stares at water and scares it stiff.
Rocky Balboa was a lucky man because Chuck Norris didn't pursue a boxing carreer.
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom. Because he never f*cks up.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
You know why Chuck Norris is always on top during sex? Because he never fucks up.
Chuck Norris got swept over Niagara Falls... He liked it so much, he swam back up and did it again.
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.