Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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Why does Chuck Norris have a beard?
A better question is what will he do to you if you ask him?
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Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
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Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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Chuck Norris texts with punctuation.
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