Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space.
Now I read the facts from Mars.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
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