Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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In 2011 someone asked Chuck Norris if he had ever been to Portugal.
He answered: "Where?"
The country went bankrupt.
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Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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Chuck Norris once played with Legos.
The result was The Great Pyramids.
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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