Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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Chuck norris sneezes bullets at people.
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Chuck Norris was once so famished, he ate Turkey.
The country there now is only an impostor.
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