Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school.
When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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Chuck Norris round house kicked the xbox and made the xbox 360.
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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world...
Including himself.
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Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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Daylight Savings happened when Chuck Norris overslept an hour.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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