Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
Darth Vader wears a Chuck Norris mask for Halloween.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
Chuck Norris can fall up.
The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.