Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris finished the Never Ending Story.
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You know "The Matrix" that was Chuck Norris' very first dream.
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