Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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There was no Big Bang.
Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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How did Stella get her groove back?
Permission from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone.
Except for 1 person.
Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris donates blood he refuses the needle, he asks for a knife and a bucket.
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