Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Charles isn't in charge. Chuck is!
What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
Chuck Norris once jumped. Now we have seven Continents and a tilted planet.
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Chuck Norris does not cleanse himself with your everyday shower. He uses Meteor Showers.
Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.
My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.