Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
Only Chuck Norris can cross the "Beyond" section of Bed, Bath and Beyond store.
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
Chuck Norris won the Nascar season, he was driving a bike.