Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
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They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can.
It's not much of a fight....
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
It failed miserably.
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When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people.
He walks through them
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If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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