Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
When Chuck Norris drives a Lamborghini, people assume the Llamborghini is compensating for something.
Chuck Norris has a six-pack on his chin.
If Chuck Norris was in a video game it would be called Immortal Kombat.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
If Chuck Norris killed Kenny, he'd stay dead.