How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion?
Slap a Kenyan in the face.
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Why is there no mexican olympics?
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
Q: What does the devil do to black babies?
A: Nothing they're already burned.
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What do you call a black person thats light? Michal jackson
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Why do Jews watch porn backwards?
Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
At the New York Zoo, a little boy felt the urge to feed his banana to a big gorilla there.
His mother didn’t allow it.
The boy started to cry, and made his mother to change her mind.
Proudly, the boy goes near the gorilla with the banana and as he was about to give it away, the gorilla grabbed him and was prepared to eat him.
Crying and shouting, the boy tries to escape, but even his mother stood still in the sight of it.
Suddenly, something sounded like a hum up in the air... It was Superman!
Superman rescued the child!
The crowd relieved applauses.
The Media arrived at that point, and the reporters started interviewing Superman.
"Which newspaper are you from?" Superman asked to one of them.
"New York Times."
"You can ask me now." Superman said.
"Were you scared while saving the kid?"
"Yes, but it doesn’t matter to me. I want to help other human beings, no matter the cost."
To the next reporter: "Which newspaper are you from?
"Herald Tribute. Which are your beliefs about children?"
"I believe that children are the future of our world and that we should, all of us protect them from evil."
The third reporter: "Which newspaper are you from?"
"Risebroker"
(Rizospastis, a Greek newspaper)
"To you, you damned communist, I’m not saying a word!"
Next Day, Newspapers write in their FrontPage:
New York Times – Superman, the abnegation and human sacrifice standard!
Herald Tribute – Superman, the defender and children Savior!
Risebroker – Superman, Propagandist, right winged fascist, deprives food from South-African immigrant!
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called?
Warden.
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What did Zimbabweans have before candles?
Electricity.
How do you find the population of a Mexican village?
Roll a quarter down the street.r
How do you suffocate a nigger?
Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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