How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion? Slap a Kenyan in the face.
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
Q: Why did the Asian cross the road? A: Because he had no car!
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant? A: Her nigga runs away.
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
Why do nigger's have nightmares? Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping. -_-