Joke #8094

How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion? Slap a Kenyan in the face.
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There are 4 guys in a car, 1 from Iowa,1 from Wisconsin, 1 from Florida, and 1 from Illinois. The guy from Florida says "I’m tired of seeing oranges everyday" so he throws some oranges out the window. So then the guy from Iowa says "I’m tired of seeing Corn everyday" so he throws some corn out the window. The guy from Wisconsin is very inspired so he opens the door and pushs the guy from Illinois out of the car!
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Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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Why do white people have pets? Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
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What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
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Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral? A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.
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Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy? A: The park bench can support a family.
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What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white? A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
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What do you do if you see your TV floating? Say " DROP IT NIGGA". What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating? Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
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