How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion?
Slap a Kenyan in the face.
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Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics?
A: To keep the flies off the chicken
Why do nigger's have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women?
An inmate.
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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home?
1st kid says, "A computer."
Teacher replies "That'd be very useful"
2nd kid says "A new lawn mower."
Teacher replies with a similar response...
Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything."
The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something...
Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus?
I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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What did the black kid get for Christmas?
YOUR BIKE!
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Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
A: Neighbour.
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Zero.
Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100."
The one says to the other, "should we do it?"
The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?"
The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it."
So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out.
The friend says "well, did you get the money?"
He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"