How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion?
Slap a Kenyan in the face.
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When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
I'm so tired of racial stereotypes.
Not every Arab makes bombs...some of them make Slurpees.
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The guy from Florida says "I’m tired of seeing oranges everyday" so he throws some oranges out the window.
So then the guy from Iowa says "I’m tired of seeing Corn everyday" so he throws some corn out the window.
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Zero.
Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts?
A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
What did God say when he created the first nigger?
Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
Q: Why dont black women wear panties to picknics?
A: To keep the flies off the chicken