How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion?
Slap a Kenyan in the face.
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A: A jar of mayonnaise.
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Black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender asks, "Where did you get it?"
The parrot says, "Africa…"
Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames?
A: A fire cracker.
Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family?
A: The Sole inbred.
A nigger goes to the doctor in South Africa.
He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room.
The nigger, get’s up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point:
Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!
Why is life like a box of fruit?
Because when they go bad, they go black!
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate?
A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
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Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
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