How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion? Slap a Kenyan in the face.
What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes? The nigger.
Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
What's Mexicans favorite video game. Borderlands.
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's? Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.
American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there. Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?" "I have to throw this away," replied the tourist. "You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered. The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want." The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers. "Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist. "No. This is the American Embassy."
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.