The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
When you have a question you check with Google. When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!