Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris can headbutt himself in the face.
Think of the hottest woman. Chuck Norris did her.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Once Chuck Norris met a man on a horse that he did'nt like, now we know him as the headless horseman.
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
Chuck Norris doesn't use anti-virus. Viruses use anti-Chuck Norris.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.