Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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