Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.