Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!