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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar. It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Death once took Chuck Norris. He regreted it.
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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