Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands.
Now they are pregnant.
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Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man.
When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
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Chuck Norris was once hospitalised, becaused he kicked his own ass.
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Superman is weakened when exposed to Kryptonite.
Chuck Norris eats Kryptonite for breakfast without even a belch.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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