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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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At museums Chuck Norris is allowed to touch the art.
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Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
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Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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