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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
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Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
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Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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15 years ago I started a burping contest with Chuck Norris... who had the longest? I don't know he is still busy.
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