Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
Vote:
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
Vote:
Chuck Norris can travel a negative distance.
Vote:
Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
Vote:
The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
Vote:
What occurs twice in The Beginning, never in The End, but is at The End of Everything?
Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once.
That stone is now known as The Death Star.
Vote:
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light.
Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Vote: