Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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Chuck Norris can hit a grand slam with no one on base.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is not only a noun, but a verb.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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