Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
Chuck Norris can switch his motorcycle to four-wheel drive.
Chuck Norris can turn diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.