The Universe is not expanding.
It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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Chuck Norris once drank a Red Bull and the can grew wings.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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Chuck Norris can wipe rainwater from inside his car.
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Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen.
Twice.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will.
Invincible people don't need them.
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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