The Universe is not expanding.
It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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Chuck Norris caught all the pokemon with a Nokia 3310.
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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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