Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored
And decided to carve a sculpture with only his
Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called....
Mount Rushmore
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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