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Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
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Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
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Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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