Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
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The Yeti can't be found because it Chuck Norris made sure no one ever finds it.
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Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
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Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Unless you're Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
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Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talkin' bout- Bbrandon Delariva.
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