Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all.
Your life may be forfeit.
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Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass.
At Night.
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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Chuck Norris brings the noise AND the funk.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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