Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
Solar flares are a myth... it's really Chuck Norris' flashlight.
Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
Sliced bread is the best thing since Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one". Wrong. Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.