Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
Chuck Norris made Stevie Wonder flinch.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
Chuck Norris uses the lethal injection to have a 5min nap.
Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.