Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
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Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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Chuck Norris can never fill out an online form, because Chuck Norris will never submit.
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Chuck Norris can use a touch screen without touching it.
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When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out.
When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.
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When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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