Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris does not open doors.
Tthe doors have the common courtesy to open for him
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The name of the anime Soul Eater was actually inspired by one of Chuck Norris' nicknames.
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Chuck Norris' beard can shave a razor.
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Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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