Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
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Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon, Chuck Norris was the first person to walk on the sun.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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