Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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It failed miserably.
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Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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Chuck Norris isn't appropriate... appropriate isn't Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to face the consequences, the consequences have to face Chuck Norris.
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