Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
Chuck Norris CAN get blood from a stone.
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia. While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once lost the remote, but maintained control of the TV by yelling at it in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich.