Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving.
He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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Chuck Norris can do a downward uppercut.
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