Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one".
Wrong.
Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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When Chuck Norris has a bone to pick, it's always the jawbone.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size.
When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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