Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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