Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a werewolf.
When full moon came, the werewolf turned into Chuck Norris.
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