Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
Chuck Norris can copy and paste on a typewriter.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.
Tungsten steel was discovered in Chuck Norris' DNA.
The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it. Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
Elvis Presley, Richard Petty, Budweiser, and Michael Jackson all call Chuck Norris "The King".
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.