Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
There was no world recession, just Chuck Norris desiring a discount.
Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
On Halloween, children give Chuck Norris candy.
Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
Chuck Norris's Birthday is October 32th.
Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.