Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever?
A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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Chuck Norris shaves with predator mandibles and uses alien blood for shaving cream.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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Chuck Norris had a staring contest with a picture.
And Won.
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