Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.
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Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London.
Then they wrote a song about it.
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It takes courage to say YES at the altar.
It takes even more courage to say NO to Chuck Norris.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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How many push-ups can Chuck Norris do?
All of them.
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Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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