Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real.
It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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Chuck Norris never uses a navigation system.
The direction he is heading is ALWAYS the right direction.
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