Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek."
He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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Chuck Norris is a hunter.
But Chuck Norris does not hunt.
That implies the possibility of failure.
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Chuck Norris cut his scissors using his hair.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who could truly judge a book by its' cover.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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