Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong. The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck Norris can suck a black hole.
Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort. Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.