Joke #3297

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth. The next day he won the lottery.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid, he wanted to see if you really could kill two birds with a stone. Let's just say that's why birds fly still south in the winter.
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge. By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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