Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Chuck Norris once shook a pirates hand.
That pirate is now known as Captain Hook
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The Terminator said, "I'll be back" because he saw Chuck Norris was coming.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
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The party only starts when Chuck Norris walks in.
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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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