Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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There where no survivors.
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The bullet died.
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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.
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A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back.
Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
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