Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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If Chuck Norris were to get into a fight with another Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris would win.
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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Chuck Norris is the only man who can put M&M's in alphabetical order.
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In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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Guns need a licence to bear Chuck Norris.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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