Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further.
Don't type "Chuck Norris" on Monster Milktruck, your milk will turn into beer.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris. He died a year later.
Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.