Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris is another name for Terror.
The dinosaurs aren't extinct. They're just hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
Chuck norris can control chaos.
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.