Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris did 5 successful suicide bomb missions
Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
Aliens DO indeed exist. They just know better than to visit a planet that Chuck Norris is on.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.