In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.