The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris.
We decided to go the humane route.
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
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Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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When Light wrote Chuck Norris' name in the Death Note, the book died.
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Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris.
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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