The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
Chuck Norris actually painted all of the colors of the wind.
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
A body in motion will remain in motion until roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
According to CNN, Chuck Norris was commanding the SEAL team in Afghanistan. When Osama found that out, he shot himself in the head.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.