The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris.
We decided to go the humane route.
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The truth hurts dosen't it, Chuck Norris' truth kills.
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If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
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Chuck Norris can break air.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin.
Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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Chuck Norris cannot be put in a corner.
The corner always backs away.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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