The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris.
We decided to go the humane route.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because it's too easy to kill someone with a knife or fork.
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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Chuck Norris was worshipped as a god by the Eskimos.
That is why they had igloos modeled after his signature move.
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