The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris.
We decided to go the humane route.
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When Chuck Norris finds fools' gold it automatically turns into real gold.
Chuck Norris is nobody's fool.
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
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Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
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If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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Chuck Norris invented half when he round house kicked the number 1
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When Chuck Norris pokes you on Facebook, you die.
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If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
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