The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
Chuck Norris can cash two party, out of state checks with no ID, or else!
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Chuck Norris can break air.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t swim, we beats the water into submission.
Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.