The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris.
We decided to go the humane route.
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Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once gave a fire hydrant a ticket for being next to his parked car.
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Chuck Norris can buy priceless moments. At a discount price.
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Chuck Norris can drink from an empty cup.
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice.
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Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
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July 4th is Independence day.
And the day Chuck Norris was born.
Coincidence? I think not.
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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
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Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
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