The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris.
We decided to go the humane route.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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The Universe is not expanding.
It's running away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.
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Chuck Norris named his parents.
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Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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