The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris.
We decided to go the humane route.
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Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
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Chuck Norris rubs two pieces of fire together to make wood.
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Chuck Norris does not eat.
Food understands that the only safe haven from Chuck Norris' fists is inside his own body.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
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Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris likes his meat rare, so he eats unicorns.
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If you step on a crack, Chuck Norris will break your back.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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