The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
Chuck Norris can travel through time by running 88 miles per hour.
If you want to commit suicide, all you need to do is say,"Chuck Norris is a loser."
All men are born equal. Chuck Norris was just born more equal than everyone else.
Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.