The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
Chuck Norris owns the gold color at the end of the rainbow.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Chuck Norris doesn't battle, he just allows you to lose.
We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Einstein's theory of relativity is still a theory.
Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself. We call it The Big Bang.
Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop.