The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris. We decided to go the humane route.
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
While urinating, Chuck Norris is easily capable of welding titanium.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
When nature calls Chuck Norris hangs up.
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
WikiLeaks are just Chuck Norris' Thoughts.