The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris.
We decided to go the humane route.
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That is the question.
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Chuck Norris pours the milk first, then he pours the cereal.
Then he places the bowl.
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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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