The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris.
We decided to go the humane route.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
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Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
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When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.
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Chuck Norris can send an e-mail with a pencil.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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