The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris.
We decided to go the humane route.
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But only once.
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The fact that the evil killer doll from the movie 'Child's play' is named 'Chucky' is not a coincidence.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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