Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
Chuck Norris once caught AIDS... but then he let it go.
Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
Chuck Norris can milk birds.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a fire extinguisher to put out fires... he just tells the fire to stop burning.
If you are next to Chuck Norris then you will always have perfect cell phone reception.
If Chuck Norris were president, he would protect the secret service.