Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
I got a tattoo of Chuck Norris on my own leg... now it won't stop roundhouse kicking me in the face.
There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
Prisons don’t keep society safe from criminals. Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.