Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need photos, he takes mental pictures.
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Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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Did u know Chuck Norris had a role in star wars.
He was the force.
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Chuck gives the sun the chills.
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Chuck Norris lives in a all white house with all white furniture and all white carpet.
Why?
Dirt knows better.
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If there's something strange...
In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?...
CHUCK NORRIS!
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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