Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
Most kids pee their name into snow... Chuck Norris pisses his in concreate...
Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
Chuck Norris throws a dodgeball at you, knocks all your teeth out. Then the ball hits you.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
They once had a showing of Walker Texas Ranger in 3D. There where no survivors.
Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.