Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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Italy looks like a boot... you know who owns that boot.
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