Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
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Two things in life are certain: Death and a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can access private methods.
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Chuck Norris dosn't need a gun, he points an says pow!
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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