Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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The Guinness Book of World Records is actually Chuck Norris' elementary school report card.
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Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.
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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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