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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor. Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
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