Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
Chuck Norris once broke the law... with his fists.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear... Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.