Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan.
Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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Gravity is Space's way of trying to keep Chuck Norris away from it.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
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Chuck Norris once won a staredown over a walkie talkie.
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Chuck Norris can take the bridge to nowhere and actually reach his destination.
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Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
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Chuck Norris once went logging and took down a forest.
Then he came back for his axe.
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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.
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