Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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If you write the Death Note on Chuck Norris, the Death Note dies.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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I before E except after Chuck.
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris once won a drag race with a unicycle.
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