Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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When Chuck Norris says "Jump", you don't say, "How high?" - you say, "When do I come down?"
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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.
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In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease".
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain.
Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
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Chuck Norris wins Clue in one guess.
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