Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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