Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions".
He has no time for losers.
He will rock you.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an attitude.
He has a personality you can't handle.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
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