Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
Global warming is caused by transient energy leftover from Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
"With great power comes a great beard!" - Chuck Norris.
Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
Chuck Norris beat the light speed by 2 hours and 23 minutes.