Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
Chuck Norris can run a full marathon in just 3 miles.
An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
Chuck Norris once separated his powers into five people, they are now called The Avengers.