Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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The creation of a perfect sphere became possible after Chuck Norris became enraged with a rubix cube and roundhouse kicked the corners off it.
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Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars.
These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
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What is so good about Chuck Norris?
He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris puts toast in the toaster it comes out bread.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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