Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Chuck Norris had never escape from jail.
Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Chuck Norris built the hospital in which he was born.
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Chuck Norris took a nap.
The result was the Great Depression.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
They are used as bullet proof vests.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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