Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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The Ancient Egyptians still thank him for it.
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Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch...
He saw it 3 times a day.
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Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth.
Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
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