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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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The two thousand member Catholic church was filled to overflowing capacity one Sunday morning. The priest was ready to start the Mass when two men, dressed in long black coats and black hats entered thru the rear of the church. One of the two men walked to the middle of the church while the other stayed at the back of the church. They both then reached under their coats and withdrew automatic weapons. The one in the middle announced, "Everyone willing to take a bullet for Jesus stay in your seats!" Naturally, the pews emptied, followed by the choir. The deacons ran out the door, followed by the choir director and the alter boy. After a few moments, there were about twenty people left sitting in the church. The priest was holding steady in the pulpit. The men put their weapons away and said, gently, "All right, Father, the hypocrites are gone now. You may begin the Mass."
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Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
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All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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