Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
The Grinch didn't really steal Christmas. He just hired Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can install a 64 bit OS on 32 bit machines.
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
Chuck Norris has only one friend on Facebook: Pain.
Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
Chuck Norris's sign language is heard around the world.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.