Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
Chuck Norris will be the star lead in the remake of the movie "300" it will now be called "1"
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
The war with Japan would have ended sooner, but the allies decided that dropping Chuck Norris on Hiroshima would be a crime against humanity.
Chuck Norris made a mistake once and it corrected itself.