Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Chuck Norris puts phone companies on hold.
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A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Big Brother isn't watching you.
Chuck Norris is watching you!
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?
Chuck Norris came first.
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