Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
Chuck Norris once donated blood to a man, hes' known as Super Man.
Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.