Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes." Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear. The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.