Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
Why did we have a global recession? Because Chuck Norris asked "Whats a global Recession?"
Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris. The whole universe goes to hell.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.