Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
Water can't breath under Chuck Norris.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Film makers are smart enough NOT to make a Chuck Norris movie in 3D.
Chuck norris can kick you in the back of your face.
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris. Well thats all you need to know.
Chuck Norris can actually describe the taste of purified water.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.