Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
Chuck Norris has the right to keep and arm bears.
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
Chuck Norris can sink a hole in none!
Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
Chuck Norris has his own protien powder. The ingriedients include: cocoa powder, stem cells, dodo egg protien, enriched uranium, LSD, and Vin Diesel.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to breathe, the oxygen comes to him.
Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
Santa leaves out cookies for Chuck Norris.