Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
Every phobia known to man has a phobia of Chuck Norris.
If you carefully examine your health insurance policy, you will see that there is no cover for "Chuck Norris related incidents".
Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris once entered a black hole just to see what was in it. Dissapointed, he then walked out.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters? 3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.