Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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Did you ever wonder how the moon got craters?
3 words: Chuck Norris Golf.
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Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Chuck Norris abducts aliens.
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