Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chuck Norris is not impressed with your facts...
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When Chuck Norris goes to the DMV, they take a number.
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Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a theme song because, you won't hear anything once your roundhouse kicked in the face.
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