Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one.
For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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Chuck Norris has clicked the unclickable button... twice
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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Chuck Norris once stared death in the face...
Death pissed his pants.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
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PlayStation network was never hacked.
Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
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