Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead.
Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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