Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't submit his own facts because Chuck Norris doesn't submit, period.
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A Chuck Norris round house kick is considered the first "super-collider".
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If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS: The World orients itself to where he wants to go.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.
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Chuck Norris can stop the music.
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