Joke #7600

Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
Vote:
has 59.05 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
Vote:
has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
Vote:
has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
Vote:
has 35.73 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, soccer, sport
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 41.85 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
Vote:
has 33.86 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, phone
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
Vote:
has 41.84 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death, life
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
Vote:
has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
If Chuck Norris ran for president, the competition would drop out, and he would get infinite terms.
Vote:
has 23.04 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, political
Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.
Vote:
has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife. "Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning. That's how tough his beard is.
Vote:
has 48.37 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris