Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
Chuck Norris never wears steel toe boots, they make his roundhouse kicks softer.
Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements. If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
Chuck Norris can eat soup with a fork.
Chuck Norris' beard can etch a sketch a picture of chuck killing a man. When the last line is drawn, that man dies!
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.