Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
Chuck Norris once stared death in the face... Death pissed his pants.
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris says his opinion on somthing, it automaticlly becomes a fact.
Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times. The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
Chuck Norris can remember the future.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.