Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures.
Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is not cool.
By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
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I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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