Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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The facts on this website are Chuck Norris' smallest acheivements.
If you knew what he was really capable of, you would never sleep at night.
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Chuck Norris can fall up.
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink.
If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Chuck Norris isn't on Earth, the Earth is on Chuck Norris.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tie shoelaces, he wins them.
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