Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
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The only difference between nunchucks and the legs of Chuck Norris is that wood eventually breaks.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground.
The place is now known as the meteor crater.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris uses an air bag... in order to protect the inside of his car in case he stops too fast.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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