The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
He opens the door then turns the handle.
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Chuck Norris can run a nuclear power station using a rowing machine.
Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out. The genie ain't stupid.