The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood. But not the wheels. That's just wrong.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can drive to the moon... on foot.
Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris. The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.