The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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The cake is a lie, Chuck Norris is THE TRUTH.
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Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game...
While using a golf ball.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
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You don't invite Chuck Norris.
He invites himself.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris invented black.
In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light.
Except pink.
Tom Cruise invented pink.
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Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
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Chuck Norris has never used a question mark in his life.
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