The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin under his beard just another fist!
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The only apocolypse that can happen is if bogyman insults Chuck Norris.
The whole universe goes to hell.
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