The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun. The Earth is stationary. The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
Chuck Norris uses a gun to be humane.
Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't make typos. Words simply stutter in his presence.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.