The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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he gets "thank you for parking anywhere" notes.
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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