The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made but sometimes he only shows up as EXPLOSIONS.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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Chuck Norris has sneezing allergies in the mid-to-late fall.
This time is typically referred to as hurricane season.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart.
The clerk told him to have a nice day.
The next day the clerk was found dead.
The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why.
He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
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