The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
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The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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Chuck Norris once appeared on celebrity wipeout.
They had to end the season after he destroyed the sucker punch wall with his chin.
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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids.
These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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