The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Chuck Norris always wins at Jenga, the tower couldn't dare to crumble.
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Chuck Norris helps little old ladies cross the street...
Bad guys get kicked to the curb!
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When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one".
Wrong.
Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off.
It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Masacre.
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When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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