The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
A rattle snake bit Chuck Norris in the leg and the snake died instantly!
Chuck Norris logged on MSN through the display of washing machines.
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".