The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris believes in victim's rights.
His victims have the right to dig their own graves before he kills them.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
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Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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