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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
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For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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