The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris went to the virgin islands.
Now they are pregnant.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a will.
Invincible people don't need them.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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Chuck Norris can paste something before he copies it.
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world.
The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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