The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Chuck Norris destroyed all life in a place called Happy Valley. We know it today as Death Valley.
Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.