The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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Chuck Norris is so powerful that when he goes fishing, the fish are so scared they drown.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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The only time Chuck Norris has ever faced a worthy opponent is when he looked at himself in the mirror.
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If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till."
After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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