Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army.
That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs.
This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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