Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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Chuck Norris removes the tag from mattresses, and mails them back to the company.
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Chuck Norris can breath out with his nose and breath in with his mouth at the same time.
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Chuck Norris can empty a swimming pool with a fork... while it's raining.
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Chuck norris farted in a ditch and the grand canyon was created.
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Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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When you look for Chuck Norris on Wikipedia, it redirects you to the article titled "Roundhouse kick."
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When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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