Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died.
The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible.
All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the only person crying was the doctor.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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My Prediction for the Mayweather Mcgregor fight.
It becomes a Handicap Match against Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris ends it with a single roundhouse kick before the bell stops ringing.
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Chuck Norris can make love to a girl so hard and fast it inspired a reality tv series.
We know it as Forged in the fire.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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