Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need health care, everyone in his viewing range does.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
The Expendables 2 is actually a documentary film showing Chuck Norris killing people.
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!