Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
Chuck Norris can lie honestly.
Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
Getting your ass kicked by Chuck Norris? The only good news is you know when you will die.