Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
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Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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He lost the job after giving penalties to the players: Death Penalty.
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Dear Chuck Norris,
Could you please close the door of your refrigerator.
Thank you,
Europe
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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