Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once.
The Wild lost.
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He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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