Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
Chuck Norris can put out a fire using nothing but gasoline.
Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
Chuck Norris once bowled a 300... Without a ball... He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
Chuck Norris favorite pick up line: ''now''
A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.
When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.