Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
Do you know why God is called "God"? Because "Chuck Norris" is already taken.
Chuck Norris walked into the gold and silver pawn shop in Las Vegas. They made a deal. Chuck now owns the shop.
Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado. Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
Chuck Norris could play cd-based games on his Nintendo 64.
Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.