Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
There is no such things as a tornado. Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn't walk around people. He walks through them
Chuck Norris does not understand any phrase that begins with "if at first you don't succeed."
Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
The Statue of Liberty is alive, but Chuck Norris told her not to move.