Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
Chuck Norris doesn't go to therapy, therapy goes to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to clear his sinuses.
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
Chuck Norris narrates Morgan Freemans life
There are no bombs, Chuck Norris just jumps out of a helicopter and punches the ground.
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.