Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
Chuck Norris can literally kill time.
Chuck Norris made this sentence finish.
Chuck Norris roundhoused some wannabe cop named Agent Sasevel so hard that it rearranged the letters of his name to Steven Seagal.
Chuck Norris can beatbox with a triangle.
Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
The tides don't change because of the moon; the sea just wants to be as far away as possible from Chuck Norris.
After Chuck Norris was born, he drove himself back home.