Chuck Norris went on Man vs Wild once. The Wild lost.
Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin... that he built with his bare hands.
Chuck Norris is the reason why there's only one airbender left.
In Chuck Norris' yard, money does grow on trees.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet. That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
The sun is the burning remains of the last planet Chuck Norris pillaged.