Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man".
Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man".
Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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The reason everything is better in Texas is because Chuck Norris said so.
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Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need twitter, he's already following you.
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Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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After Chuck Norris created Jazz he decided to do a bit of scat, today we refer to his song as the alphabet.
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