Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear. On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
Chuck Norris is the only one who doesn't have to tell PayPal to switch the funding source to his credit card.
Each hair on Chuck Norris' beard holds the soul of a victim.
Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
Chuck Norris keeps a list of all his victims, it's called the phone book.