Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
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When Norris hits the road, he destroys it.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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The burning bush that Moses spoke of was actually Chuck Norris's beard!
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Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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When you have a question you check with Google.
When Google has a question they check with Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris has a question everybody better run!
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