Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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God created universe, Chuck Norris created God.
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
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Chuck Norris gave Iceman frostbite.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice.
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