Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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Chuck Norris doesn't blow out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.
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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice.
This chalice is now known as the holy grail.
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Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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When Chuck Norris is in Rome, they do what he does.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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