Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
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When Chuck Norris say it's hot, people sweat.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear.
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Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese.
At the same time in every sentence.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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Chuck Norris can braid a bald head.
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Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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