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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1. One roundhouse kick to the face.
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Chuck Norris never swam. Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago. The grim reaper just hasn't summed up enough courage to face Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
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Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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