Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
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Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
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Chuck norris once ate a rubix cube and pooped it out solved.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine.
Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris goes through airport security he makes them take their shoes off.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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