Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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Light just wishes it was a fast as one of Chuck's fists.
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Chuck Norris can skip a track on a cassette.
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Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Chuck Norris' first words were... "Chuck Norris".
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If you are stuck on a test and you don't know the answer to a question, write in Chuck Norris.
The answer is always Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
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Scientists did not in fact slipt the atom, Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicked it.
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Chuck Norris is the greatest thing, period, despite his invention of sliced bread.
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