Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
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Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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