Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesn’t get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
Kryptonite is ancient Latin for Chuck Norris
Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Chuck Norris is proof that legends never die.