Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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Chuck Norris has 2 kids.
We know them as Pain and Suffering.
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Chuck Norris was the original star of "24."
It was called "1."
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Out of 500 fights Chuck Norris has won 600.
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The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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Chuck Norris protects his airbag in an accident.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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