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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
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The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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