Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
Chuck Norris is ambidextrous. He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg. All at the same time.
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.
Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation