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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
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The climate requires Chuck's permission to change.
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A train saw Chuck Norris on the track and turned down a dirt road.
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Chuck Norris has an Xbox Live account. On Playstation
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