Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
Chuck Norris once taught a book to read.
Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player of all-time because Chuck Norris never played.
Chuck Norris can shut the door open.
Chuck Norris can make his own reflection vomit with fear.
You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need money he gets everything for free.
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"