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Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
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Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
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One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
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