Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee.
This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f***ing Indian.
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Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent.
They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
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Chuck Norris can comment on Facebook posts, before you publish them.
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Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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