Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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