Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
Chuck Norris can watch music.
The square root of Chuck Norris is pain. Do not try to square Chuck Norris, the result is death.
50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
Don King once had straight hair, until that day he saw Chuck Norris' eyes staring him down.
Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Q: How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? A: Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris once won the title of Iron Chef by cooking instant ramen noodles.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.