Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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Usually when kids go to sleep they sleep with a teddy bear...
Chuck Norris sleeps with an actual bear
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear seatbelts.
Seatbelts wear Chuck Norris.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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Time travel is possible.
But you must first get past Chuck Norris...
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Chuck Norris can't be in a 3D movie because the entire room would feel his roundhouse kicks.
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You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
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No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
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