Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
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Chuck Norris once raced light.
He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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Chuck Norris can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
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The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
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If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flirt all he says is NOW.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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