Chuck Norris has a basement in his treehouse.
Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris. It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
Chuck Norris can beat everyone. Except for 1 person. Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is cooler than the other side of the pillow.
There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man". Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man". Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
The energizer bunny freezes when it sees Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.