If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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