If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
How did Stella get her groove back? Permission from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Big Brother isn't watching you. Chuck Norris is watching you!