If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Do you know Chuck Norris?
Yes?
Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant.
The steak did what it was told.
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