If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
If Chuck Norris appears in your dream, don't panic, he is only looking for Freddy Krueger.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!
Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
What came first, the chicken or the egg? Chuck Norris came first.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
The sandman puts other people to sleep but Chuck Norris put the sandman to sleep.