If Chuck Norris jumped off the Empire State Building, your mom would tell you to do it too.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor exclaimed, "It's a man!"
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Every time Satain goes to sleep, He has to pray to God hoping Chuck Norris does't get him at night.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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Never ask Chuck Norris for an autograph.
Why?
Because Chuck's signature is a straight roundhouse kick to the face.
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Charles isn't in charge.
Chuck is!
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