Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
Chuck Norris doesn't check the time - he decides it.
Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
Messing with Chuck Norris is the only thing that will get you disqualified from a Colonial Penn Life Insurance policy - at any age.
There was no Big Bang. Chuck Norris arm wrestled himself and the energy produced created the universe.
Time keeps going only to run away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.