Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
You can't win a starring contest with Chuck Norris becuase when you look in to his eyes you see hell starring right back at you.
Chuck Norris solved Unsolved Mysteries.
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris has an iPhone with whole apple.
The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.