Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a wristwatch. He always knows when it's time to kick some ass.
Chuck Norris broke a mirror and got 7 years of good luck.
Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kick is fast that he stopped the Flash.
The entire movie of "Anaconda" was recorded inside Chuck Norris' pants.
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?" Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!