Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
Big foot claims he saw Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris jumped the grand canyon...longways
A blind man ran into Chuck Norris and got his sight back. Unfortunately, the first and last thing he saw was a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
Chuck Norris is a hunter. But Chuck Norris does not hunt. That implies the possibility of failure.
Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.