Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.
Every Chuck Norris joke is a five star joke just because it says Chuck Norris.
Demons don't hunt Chuck Norris... He is hunting them!
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.