Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets. He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
Chuck Norris acting contracts are if the movie producer want Chuck Norris to act in his movie, the producer is roundhouse kicked.
When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
Chuck Norris got a flame and froze it.
When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
When Chuck Norris goes skydiving at 10,000 feet he jumps into the plane... from the ground.
July 4th is Independence day. And the day Chuck Norris was born. Coincidence? I think not.
Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
Chuck Norris is so hard, he uses diamonds as stress balls.
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.