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Why are black people so tall?
Because their knee-grows.
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses?
Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: About 9 months.
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Why is life like a box of fruit?
Because when they go bad, they go black!
How do you find the population of a Mexican village?
Roll a quarter down the street.r
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida.
Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami.
"Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks."
"I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied."
Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out.
"What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room.
"Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed."
"Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen to be Catholic."
"I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?"
"Jesus, Son of Mary."
"Where was he born?"
"In a stable."
"And why was he born in a stable?"
"Because a schmuck like you wouldn’t let a Jew rent a room in his hotel!"
Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died?
A: Act stupid until I get back.
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There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy.
What do you call the white guy?
Warden.
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