I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
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Why do white people have pets?
Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died?
A: A black widow.
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Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy?
A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple?
A: The apple falls from the tree.
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Q: Whos the richest man in Mexico?
A: The person who gets the penny.
Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan?
A: Antique air conditioner.
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Why is life like a box of fruit?
Because when they go bad, they go black!
Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner?
He hit his nose.
