I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
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When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises?
Or do they just smash it into their faces?
Two girlfriends meet again after a few years.
One is pushing around a baby buggy.
The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed.
"Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?"
Murmurs the other woman.
"Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"
Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral?
A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.
Black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender asks, "Where did you get it?"
The parrot says, "Africa…"
Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once?
A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
Q: Why do white people scare black people?
A: Cause they always try kill your ass.
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Q: How do Asian parents name their kids?
A: They drop a tin can down the stairs and it makes the noise Bing ling wata ling ling.
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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What is a black persons's worst fear?
Child Support.
Q: Why do Americans like black candles?
A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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