I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer". The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?". "The white man says "I don't know lets find out". They switch places. The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer". The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"
An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
Whats the only thing darker than a black man? His Future.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans in a barn? Modern farm equiptment.
Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs? A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll? It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.