I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving? The Cop
How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises? Or do they just smash it into their faces?
Which traffic sign allows you to make a U-turn on a highway in Finland? You are approaching the Russian border.
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: About 9 months.
Q:Why can't Mexicans play Uno? A:They always steal the green cards.