I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
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What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
The world is like a jar of jelly beans.
Everybody hates the black ones.
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You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.
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Q: Why do Mexicans have such small steering wheels in their car?
A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.
Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve.
Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator?
A box of crakers.
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Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school...
Teacher: "Whats your name?"
Boy: "Nadir"
Teacher: "No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today."
Boy went home and his mother asked: "How was the day Nadir?"
Boy: "I am an American now, so call me Johnny."
Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised...
Teacher: "What happened Johnny?"
Boy: "Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists."
How do you fry a Mexican?
You turn on the fence.