I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
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Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand?
A: Quatro Sinko.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
A Avalanche.
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit?
A: The defendant.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves?
A: Rasin Brand.
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How are black people and wolves similar?
They both fight in packs.
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The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had.
Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel.
As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything."
The girl only nodded and smiled.
As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white.
The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof.
Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof.
Next is the black guy's turn.
The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind?
"Well, at least I'm not black."