I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll? It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now." The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!" The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence. The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'" The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay. The phone, it went green, green, green. I pink it up and sez yellow?"
Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate? A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks dude where did you get that. And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship. The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need." The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. CHING CHANG CHONG TING.