I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
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Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler?
Usain bolt can finish a race...
What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe?
The canoe is floating!
Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs?
Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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Why do Jews watch porn backwards?
Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth?
A: All of them.
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Why don't black people dream?
Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two jews fighting over a penny.
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp.
Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish."
After a thought he says he's got it.
"My first wish is i want a million dollars."
Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars."
Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.."
Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres.
"And now you have but one wish."
"The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."