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Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once?
A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home.
Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast.
The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast.
The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country."
The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country."
The American threw over the Mexican.
The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?"
The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."
Q: What's worse than holocaust?
A: 6M Jews.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A book has papers.
Q: What do you call a cremated black person?
A: 100% cocoa powder.
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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
An Arabic kid joined my football team.
All he did was blow the plays.
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
Why is there no mexican olympics?
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.