An apple and a black person both fall off a tree at the exact same time who hits the ground first?
The apple because the rope catches the black person.
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Two children, Johnny and Alex were sitting outside a clinic.
Alex was crying very loudly.
Johnny: Why are you crying?
Alex: I came here for a blood test.
Johnny: So? Are you afraid?
Alex: No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.
After hearing this Johnny started weeping making Alex feel surprised as well as curious and Alex asked: Why are you crying now?
Johnny: I came for a urine test!
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A: Concentrated jews.
How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
Stick a javelin through it's head.
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A: Hey y'all... Watch this!
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What do u call a black priest?
Holy shit.
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What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman?
A baby with a black eye!
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Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker?
He wanted a balanced meal.
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Q: How do Asians name their babies?
A: They throw a can down the stairs.
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My wife and I had been debating whether it was time to start a family when we saw a couple of cute kids, splashing and giggling in a paddling pool.
I looked at her and said, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
She smiled and said, "Yes, Gary..."
"That settles it, then," I replied. "We can't raise children if we're both paedos."
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