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Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died?
A: Act stupid until I get back.
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What do you call a barn full of dead niggers?
Out dated farm equipment.
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What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt?
Afro turf.
Q: What do you call a barn of black people?
A: Out of date farming tools.
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Q: Whos the richest man in Mexico?
A: The person who gets the penny.
Q: Why do Mexicans have such small steering wheels in their car?
A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
Polaroid's.
Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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An old Jewish man gets on the subway in New York and sees a priest.
He notices the white collar, and decides to ask what it’s about.
"Why do you wear your collar backwards?" The old Jewish man asks.
The Priest, being polite, responds, "Well, Sir, because I’m a father."
"I am a father too, but I wear my collar normal."
"Yes," the Priest begins, "but I am father of many."
The old Jewish man shakes his head. "I have 8 children, and so many grandchildren I don’t know most their names, and still my collar isn’t backwards."
The priest, aggitated, slams his fist in his palm "Sir! I am the father of hundreds!"
The elderly Jewish man, beweildered, stands to get off the subway, and leans over to the priest "Mister, maybe you should start wearing your pants backwards."