Remember the black guy from the Jetsons?
Ain't the future great?
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How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed?
Kick his teeth in.
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Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved?
A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
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Q: How do Asian parents name their kids?
A: They drop a tin can down the stairs and it makes the noise Bing ling wata ling ling.
What does NBA stand for Niggas Boucing Around.
Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach.
One kid's parents were good business people.
The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders.
The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father.
Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water.
They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him.
As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama.
The president then said, "Thank you kids for saving me! I'll give you each one wish!"
The first kid said he wanted a helicopter.
The second kid wished for some money.
And the redneck asked for a wheel chair.
Obama, concerned, asked why the poor boy wouldn't want some money for his family.
The kid replied, "Cause when pap finds out what I've done, I ain't gonna be walking for a pretty long time."
Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales?
A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
What do you call Black people running down a hill?
Jail break.
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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