Remember the black guy from the Jetsons?
Ain't the future great?
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Q: How do you blindfold a Gook?
A: You use dental floss.
What's faster than a black guy running with a TV?
His brother with the DVD player.
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out:
"Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
"Oh, den I uses the last names."
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian?
A: You know they'll swallow.
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: About 9 months.
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What do you call ten million black people jumping out of a plane?
Night time.
How do you know if an Asian robbed you?
Your homework is done and cats gone.