Whats faster than a black person stealing your car?
Him driving away in it.
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A: The White man is working legally.
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What do you call a pool filled with Black People?
Coco Puffs.
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff."
The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff."
The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff."
The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped.
At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?"
The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."
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Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink?
A: A terrorpist."
Q: How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: There are no light bulbs in Africa.
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