Whats faster than a black person stealing your car?
Him driving away in it.
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What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas?
Playtex.
Q: Why are black people, pirates?
A: Because they go nigarrr.
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What do you call 3 black guys sky diving?
Air pollution.
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Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?
Identification.
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Q: How do you know if you have a asian neighbour?
A: They have been reported in over 10 car accidents on the news, their car has scratches, their on P's and they park one car on their driveway which is meant for to cars, and they park their second car in front of your house.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
He had locomotives.
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."
The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"
The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence.
The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'"
The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay.
The phone, it went green, green, green.
I pink it up and sez yellow?"