Whats faster than a black person stealing your car?
Him driving away in it.
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What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark?
"Drop it nigger!"
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A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve.
A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?"
Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability?
A: Auschwitztic.
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Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: The slow ones are in jail.
Why is there no mexican olympics?
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby?
A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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How do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw a spoon down the stairs.
CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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