Whats faster than a black person stealing your car?
Him driving away in it.
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How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex?
She locks the car doors.
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One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.
The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling.
He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer.
He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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Why do black people only have nightmares?
We killed the only one with a dream.
Why don't black people dream?
Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog?
A tourist.