Whats faster than a black person stealing your car?
Him driving away in it.
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A: KitKat Chunky.
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What really separates black people from society?
Prison.
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Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!"
"I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!"
Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?
Identification.
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Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy?
A: The park bench can support a family.
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Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
What do you do if you see your TV floating?
Say " DROP IT NIGGA".
What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating?
Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I am not an American."
"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Canadian," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Kristen why she is a Canadian.
"Well, my mom and dad are Canadians, so I'm a Canadian too."
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Kristen, "I'd be an American."
Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?"
Henry: "I don't know, why?"
Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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