Whats faster than a black person stealing your car?
Him driving away in it.
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Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
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What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime?
Nightfall.
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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
Unemployed.
How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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Q: Why do Mexicans have such small steering wheels in their car?
A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed?
Kick his teeth in.
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