Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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If Chuck Norris was in Lord of the Rings, he wouldn't need to take it to Mount Doom, he would destroy it with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Chuck Norris does not buy ground beef, he just takes a whole cow, runs it through his beard, and fully cooked hamburgers come out.
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