Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris just completed a full round of Golf... In 17 shots.
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Chuck Norris became famous when he coached the American rugby and America won the fifa world cup.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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Chuck Norris can only text if the phone's touch screen is bullet proof.
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