Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris' beard has it's own Social Security number.
The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
When you come to a road that says "ONE WAY", that mean Chuck Norris is the other way.
Chuck Norris once saw a video that takes 24 hours to watch... He saw it 3 times a day.
Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.