Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
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Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
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Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Fedor Emelianenko because he takes Fedor to the vet regularly.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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Chuck Norris doesn't lift weights he tells his muscles to get bigger.
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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Chuck Norris commited suicide, and lived.
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Chuck Norris' Motto is: "The beard is mightier than the sword."
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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