Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost.
Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
Chuck Norris can kill you as many times as he wants to. He knows CPR.