Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank. The iceberg was just a cover-up.
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
Chuck Norris can kill with blank bullets.
Randy Johnson can throw a fastball 101mph. Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
Chuck Norris can make you fold a Royal Flush.
"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad. It says he's Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.