Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Chuck Norris can blow smoke rings, but also smoke squares.
Actually he can also blow your face.
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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When Chuck Norris wears a mood ring, it doesn't say whether he's happy or sad.
It says he's Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
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Chuck Norris' blood is the only blood to test positive for kickass.
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When Chuck Norris opens a bag of Doritos, it's fucking full!
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Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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