Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind.
The air tries to get away from him as fast as possible.
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Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute.
The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
That's why sharks have a Chuck Norris week.
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