Chuck Norris was the reason the Titanic sank.
The iceberg was just a cover-up.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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Chuck Norris has nicknames for his feet... Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Every fact added to this site makes Chuck Norris more powerful.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia?
2 months...
How does he get there?
He walks.
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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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