Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
Chuck Norris caught the gingerbread man.
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris hosted TV series "Survivor" No one would Survive!
Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
Every time Chuck Norris farts a hurricane forms.
Chuck Norris dosn't need a bullet proof vest because the bullets wouldn't dare hit him.