Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!
Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
Chuck Norris doesn't get shark attacked, the shark gets Chuck Norris attacked.
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
Ghost Busters call Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once pushed a door that said,"pull."
Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris goes to out to eat, he orders a whole chicken, but he only eats its soul.
When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.