Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
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Chuck Norris asked his script writer for more dialogue and the script writer said "Chuck you mean more grunting?"
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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Chuck Norris needs no further explanation.
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Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Chuck Norris can win at solitaire with only 18 cards.
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The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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