Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
Chuck Norris can lift up a chair with one hand... While he's sitting on it...
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Reading Chuck Norris Facts is the same as learning history.
Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.