Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil. It couldn't keep up.
Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.
Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.