Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
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He answered: "Where?"
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Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
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Chuck Norris' pager is still cool.
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When somebody is all up in your face, just be glad that that someone is NOT Chuck Norris.
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Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
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They say terror?
Look at Chuck.
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