Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is [email protected]
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can split the atom.
With his bare hands.
Chuck Norris kills time in his spare time.
When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed.
Death is now Chuck Norris’s B*tch.