Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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Chuck Norris cleans up crime... with a mop and bucket... full of people's blood.
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris can facebook through a calculator.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
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