Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
Arnold Schwarzenegger cannot tell Chuck Norris to "get down!"
Chuck Norris can turn carbon paper into diamonds.
God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.
Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
Water needs safety arm bands when swimming with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
During vacation my front door's open and I left a note saying "This house is protected by Chuck Norris 3 days a week you guess which 3." All was good.