Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris.
The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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Chuck Norris created the Grand Canyon because he coughed "Just Once".
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast.
Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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