Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
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Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
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Chuck Norris can cook minute rice in 30 seconds.
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Chuck Norris scares cows so bad, milk comes out their nose.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
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Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
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If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.
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