Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
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Chuck Norris once beat the sun at a staring contest.
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There is no use crying over split milk, unless it's Chuck Norris' milk.
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When Chuck Norris gets angry, forests explode from their own boiling sap.
When Chuck Norris laughs, flowers bloom and butterflies hatch.
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When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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Chuck Norris doesn't prepare dinner; dinner knows when to be ready.
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I before E except after Chuck.
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Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the gym the treadmill sweats.
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