Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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Years ago Chuck Norris set up a simple little home network and gave it a name.
It's called the internet.
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Harry Potter needs 8 movies to seek and destroy Voldemort.
Chuck Norris needs 4 seconds.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
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If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a GPS.
Chuck Norris decides where he is.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Some people wear Superman Underwear, Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris wears no underwear.
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Chuck Norris was hungry so he went to eat a hotdog.
When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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