Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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When Chuck Norris makes a joke on this website, everyone starts to make bad jokes because they didn't want to anger Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is like an F5 Tornado...
When you see him coming you better run for cover and pray to God he doesn't find you...
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
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Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris jumps on hand grenades to shave his chest hair.
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