Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris uses black holes to clean his dishes.
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If you say Chuck Norris' name in Mongolia, the people there will roundhouse kick you in his honor.
Their kick will be followed by the REAL roundhouse delivered by none other than Norris himself.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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Ghosts are created when Chuck Norris kills people to fast for the grim reaper to prosses.
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