Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine. We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
Gravity obeys Chuck Norris.
Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
Chuck Norris isn't a good shot, his bullets just know better than to miss.
Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
Chuck Norris can set magnifying glasses on fire...using ants.
Chuck norris made medusa turn into stone.