Chuck Norris beat Halo 3 on legendary, with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny.
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Bill Gates owes Chuck Norris money.
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Chuck Norris pitties Mr. T.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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